Gabe Dobis runs a landscaping crew They'll cut every lawn and make it look new But his own grass is always a little too high We yell, "Mow your lawn!" every time we drive by

You hear Gabe coming before he appears His laugh fills the room and rattles your ears Munch calls him "Soft Serve" whenever they meet Gabe fires one back without missing a beat

He pulls into Castaways on his brand new pontoon Who needs a shirt when you're drinking at noon? He strolls through the bar like he's king of the hill At least he wore shoes when he paid for the bill

His big white Corvette sits low to the ground Jeff plows his snow when winter comes 'round Then Gabe takes his E-bike to Northern for beer When he saunters in, the regulars cheer

Sweet Kayla is always right there by his side Out on the pontoon or along for the ride She laughs at his jokes and his shirtless display Gabe found a good woman—don't scare her away